A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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