- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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