How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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