- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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