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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

You know whats funny Aids

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Hello.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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