A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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