- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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