If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Your mom is so old she died

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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