Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nickelback.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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hey guys im gay

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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