- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Safe sex MR

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

I woke up today

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Nuneaton..

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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