Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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