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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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