Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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YO FACE

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Girls soccer

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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