- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

If you were a cactus, why?

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Woman's Rights

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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