- Anti Joke

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass