What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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