How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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You bumder!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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