What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Woman's Rights

You know whats funny Aids

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

cats are pussies

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

flavin's head

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Replacement Referees

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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