In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Women's Rights

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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