- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Gus's mom

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

wanna here a joke? you.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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