- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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