Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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the holocaust

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Justin Bieber.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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