- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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