whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

CFL

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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