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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What's two plus two? Window

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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