- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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