- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What is older than history?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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