What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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