- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

When life throws you lemons, duck.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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