Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's two plus two? Window

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Justin Bieber.

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