What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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no rasist joks

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Women's Rights.

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Your Mother

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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