- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Boob

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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