- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Massie is a fatass

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Abortion.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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