- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What is red? A rock painted red

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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