- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife made me a sandwich

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

OIO

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Knock knock come in.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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