Gordon Brown smiles.

Psychics.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Blacks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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