how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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