I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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women sports....

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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