Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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JUST KIDDING^

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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snooki

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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