A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Caca.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

#Hanging Degus

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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