- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Agent 47.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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