What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Hail Heetluh

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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