- Anti Joke

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is the difference?

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Anti-jokes are funny.