A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Praise Paisley

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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