L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A Serbian Film

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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