- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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