- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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