- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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