someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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