- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what are three short words? i a am

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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