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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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