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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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