- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Bad grammers.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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