Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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How old are you? 7

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Haha, I get it..

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A man buys a prius

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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