Long joke Your such a downey

drew edminstin is a rat

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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