- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

my gramma died

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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