- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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