- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

haha Otarts was here

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Call of Duty is a good game.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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