An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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whos district champs not JM

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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world society

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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