- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

are u black unlucky

I agree

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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