- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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