What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Justin

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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A black man comes home from work.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

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