Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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