I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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