Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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