What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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