- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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