what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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