- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Just found out that it doesn't work.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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