Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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A man penetrates another man.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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