Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Y u do dis?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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