A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Matt is a Duster!

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

mikey is cute

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A black student graduated High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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