CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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