Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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2 black kids walk into school

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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A child walks into a classroom.

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hi dave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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THe Election

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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