- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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