- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

save me from the nothing ive become

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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