- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

hey guys im gay

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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