What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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