- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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