- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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