- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

hi mom

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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