Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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The Labour Party.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Antijokes...

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Julian Ha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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