What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Get on the boat.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A man died.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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