- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

batman has diarrhea

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

whats brown and booky a book.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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