- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

did you stub your toe?

You know what's natural? Bears.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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