A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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