- Anti Joke

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Shea's sty....

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.