Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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