What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A train poops its pants.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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