Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Your face

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Women's Rights

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Derp

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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whos district champs not JM

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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