- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

robin, get in the car.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Cheese

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

You know what's funny? Rape

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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