- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

drew edminstin is a rat

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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