To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

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