The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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