- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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