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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

my gramma died

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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