- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Ring Ring Hello? Click

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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womans rights...

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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