Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

The Big Band Theory

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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