Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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