- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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