Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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