How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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