- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

justin littleton being sucessful

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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