whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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