- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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