Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Hail Heetluh

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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