What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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