Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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so how about that irline food

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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