Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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