- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

black people

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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