Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Justin Bieber

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so the weather's nice...

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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