What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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8--------------------- penis

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Llamaworm

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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