- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What moos like a cow? Another cow

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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