Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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