Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

I'm homeless.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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