- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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copy me and i will kill you

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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