knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

4 1/2

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...