What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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