- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

black people

What is square and grey? A grey square.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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