How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Im cute hehehee

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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