A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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woman's rights

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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