- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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