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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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