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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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