- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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