a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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I had a submarine.... once

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Hello penis

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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im gay

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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