- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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