What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Who invented apple? God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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