Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

so the weather's nice...

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Justin Bieber

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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