Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Anti Joke

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