- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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