Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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watch me nae nae

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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