What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Once upon a time

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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