- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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