- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's 2+2? Fish

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