- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

drugs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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