- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Get up Look in the mirror

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

4 hours later.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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