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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

A paralysed man falls over.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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