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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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