If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Caca.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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