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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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