roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What's two plus two? Window

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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