What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

CFL

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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