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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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