What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Dumbledore dies.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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