Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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the holocaust

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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