- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

You're a big fat monkey.

Girls Lacrosse.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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