- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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