What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

don't just stand there

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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