- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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