- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A storm be brewin!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

the midget went to the midget store

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

I walk into a bar...

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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