- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Internet Explorer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??