What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

knock knock Goodbye

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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