- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Wigan.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Your Mum is soo fat.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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