- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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