- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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