- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

National security?

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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