- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

the holocaust

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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