- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Bitch

White men's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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