Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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darude- sandstorm

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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