aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did? Yes

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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