- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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