Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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