What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Woman rights.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Anti Joke

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