- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's funnier than 68 69

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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