Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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