What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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